I'm pretty much in a very long pupal stage.
"A man, reduced to a single instinct: Survive."
"Fluctuates, but overall positive trend".
People with no inside voice...
Today is turning out to be a great Monday for me, and I wish you all a great week.
The best thing about liking sleep is that every day I have something to look forward to. I guess until the next baby.
My account is now 100% serious. Caution is advised.
Reassure yourself about your overconsumption's ethical grounding by pointing out that humans across the globe who live in abject poverty actually experience the joy of simplicity.
Me a two years ago: "lmao who doesn't get 8hrs of sleep? Just make time for it" Me now: "H͝e̢͇̖̜̠͚̺l̪̪̠̳̼̰̟p̧̟̟ ͕͈̱m̹̺̗̪̞̀e ̶̱̹͚p͙̭l̤̘̟̥̱͢e̮͚͕̹̻a̲s͏ȩ̠̠̝̞̞"
"One of the major food groups is calories."
I love it when drake said: "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort".
Time marches on!
I wish I could focus on what I'm doing for more than five minutes! I long for a place with no internet and no food to divert my attention.
That boy's name? Albert Einstein/Steve Jobs/Elon Musk.
Why are one out of four pictures on my Instagram feed sponsored content/advertisements? I'd like 100% exposure not a measly 25%.
"I can't function until I've had my morning cup of coffee and I've listened to NPR's All Things Considered."
"You can catch me slamming Dewskies, jamming to Papa Roach, and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater."