Lack of money is the root of all evil. -- George Bernard Shaw
And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. -- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. -- Anatole France
no "any" key on keyboard
Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down! Protestor: He must be talking on a cell-phone.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson
rugged, adj.: Too heavy to lift.
Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
It is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon insufficient evidence. - W. K. Clifford, British philosopher, circa 1876
... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"
Heisengberg might have been here.
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. -- Steven Wright
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
"We have the right to survive!" "Not by killing others." -- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5