I just had 10 hours of sleep and I feel great.
Had to keep the boy home from school today. He's mostly fine, but he's panicled over 3-4 nosebleeds before school.
My brother pointed out that “thoughts and prayers“ works for just about any complaints on the Internet.
“My hands got really dried out fixing a bolt yesterday in the snow.”
“Thoughts and prayers.“
A web design company in New York has called me at least four times a day for the past four days. So if you call me and I tell you to fuck off and hang up, sorry. I misread call display.
Today at our ukulele lesson we started with Bare Necessities and I Wanna Be Like You from The Jungle Book.
Then we realized each time we played one of them we got happier so we just kept repeating those two.
I needed that. :)
So hey, if you want to call me and try to sell your website building services it’s too late. My phone usually lasts until 10PM but your asshole cohorts have already drained the battery.
Also, this has never happened to me before. I blame Netfirms.
Blaming victims is a pretty standard move in a police state.
Last night my wife and I watched the Dwayne Johnson Baywatch.
You know what? We both started laughing in the opening credits and stopped in the closing credits.