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  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    Lady growled fiercely as the oven creaked opened and two waiters removed a large pan.The smells wafted through the room and she brightened. Suppertime!The pan lowered into view, and Lady pounced on the meal. Tramp was stringy, but filling. #wedC

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    "I'm here to register with the Galactic Census Bureau." "Family?" "Hominid." "UUID?" "86c2473a-ccce-11e8-a8d5-f2801f1b9fd1." "That ID is no longer valid. Proceed to Gate 9 on Floor 22 to be processed. I'm sure your family appreciates your sacrifice." #wedC

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    Jacob pinned the final sequin to his new hat. He kissed his wife goodbye, and hit the road. Two weeks later, was at the Great 1853 Hat Faire, and presented it to the mother of the Faire, Godot. She was unimpressed and sent him away. Sad! #wedC

  • blumenkraft
    blumenkraft Jochen Spalding

    the wind was so strong, it blew away the victorian hat of Lisa. she sticked it a little too carefully so it took her with it. she landed softly, upright, confused. #wedc

  • blumenkraft
    blumenkraft Jochen Spalding

    a green waterfall a straight line a red see flat and fine earn them fruits get dis wine here to us moon and shine #wedc @ludolphus @33mhz

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    A bank heist requires leaving the cash undisturbed for one week in open air. A swarm of carpenter bees spies the perfect nesting site. A squad of thieves gives up their dangerous occupation and goes phishing. #wedc #green

  • nitinkhanna
    nitinkhanna Nitin Khanna

    While overhearing a conversation in my office that I definitely did **not** want to be a part of, a thought came to my mind. Later, when I met my wife, I asked her, "Hey, do you know my favorite color?" "What is it today?" she asked. "Hulk #green" #WedC

  • jawzt
    jawzt leviticus

    "Team Building," the off-brand version of "Avengers Assemble." #wedc #wednesdaychallenge

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    >_ >_ >cat kill man who talk du zcat #wedc #underscore

  • bazbt3
    bazbt3 Baz SproutBurrito

    "If you leave a space in a filename or anywhere in a web address I'll cut you," said the otherwise placid developer. "Underscores all rhe way, or well, yeah, just be careful." early #WedC 'underscore'.

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    The cabal stood hungrily outside. As Robert closed the bathroom door, he heard a scuffling, some quiet murmurs. When he opened the door again, the 4yo stood in front of him, all smiles. "I know where Mom hid the circus peanuts. I'll show you!" #wedc #cabal

  • schmidt_fu
    schmidt_fu Florian Schmidt

    Little beings kept creeping up at him, waking him, their screams making his blood run cold. He hadn't got a full nights sleep in years, when suddenly they stopped. In the silence of the night, he sometimes heard the echo of their scream, "Daaddyyy!" #wedc

  • jcoder
    jcoder

    "We regret to inform you that, due to government regulations (effective 2018/08/08, 12am CEST), our power supply will be cut by 80% and we will be unable to spawn the usual amount of dream dimensions. We will adjust your sleep pattern accordingly." #WedC

  • schmidt_fu
    schmidt_fu Florian Schmidt

    The comet was coming, bright as a star, as big as a small moon. It wasn't natural; giant regular structures covered the surface. And it headed straight towards earth, damning all life. Past Mars, they deciphered the first line of text on it: "readme" #wedc

  • shawn
    shawn Shawn Throop

    Collapsed into my new flat after a red-eye journey from Toronto to Saarbrücken. After hours of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, I had an epiphany about a new UI for @prose. Sketch’s undocumented reliance on an internet connection leaves me pondering with a pen #WedC

  • schmidt_fu
    schmidt_fu Florian Schmidt

    The bare feet touching warm sand in a summer night. The sound of crickets in the mild air. The glimpse of a few stars in tree-cluttered sky. In the distance, a space station passes Big Dipper up above. The perfect moment. #insteadof #wedc #lunareclipse

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    I woke to a crackling fire. Warm. This fire shouldn't have been! My neighbor ran past the window and I jumped to. "We're going to blow the music store!" I rolled a barrel of black powder into Phillips'. We stood back and blew the fire to smithereens. #wedc

  • 33MHz
    33MHz Robert

    Agnes slipped out of the restaurant, slipping two bags with her off the counter. She ducked behind a thicket of rose bushes to apprise herself of her prizes. Happy meals! But her smile turned upside down. They had forgotten to put toys in the bags. #wedC

  • blumenkraft
    blumenkraft Jochen Spalding

    in lime, not yet slaked in ferric pulp, in salt, in salitter phosphorous burn in rat shit and water from the tub in frog bowels and dragon blood​ in wolf milk, in bullock gull and latrine flood in this juice, all detractors shall swelter #wedc #Villon